The Kingdom of Luconovos is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 565 million Luconovosians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luconovos City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Luconovosian economy, worth 60.5 trillion Luconovosian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,994 Luconovosian dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, Luconovos City River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run", and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luconovos's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Luconovos is ranked 192,596^th in the world and 3,988^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.69 kickbacks per hour.