The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 207 million Cunnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Cunny Cute and Funnyian economy, worth 8.09 trillion Cunnian rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,100 Cunnian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cunny Cute and Funny's national animal is the Illyasviel von Einzbern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cunny Cute and Funny is ranked 138,445^th in the world and 3,217^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 65.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.