The PHONK EMPIRE of Anne of Cleves in TNP is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Anne of Cleves V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.058 billion Clevesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cleves. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Clevesian economy, worth 282 trillion Kleve Thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,038 Kleve Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, hotels often double as quarantine zones, and it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anne of Cleves in TNP's national animal is the Clevesian Red Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anneist Lutheran Christianity.

Anne of Cleves in TNP is ranked 272,508^th in the world and 6,029^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.