The Queendom of Ambitchous is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 5.885 billion bitchousians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big nope. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ambitchousian economy, worth 488 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 83,012 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lavish state dinners in Big nope are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Ambitchousian selfishness, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ambitchous's national animal is the Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ambitchous is ranked 63,837^th in the world and 1,562^nd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 97.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.