The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.565 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,240 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,384 per year while the poor average 2,215, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 217,806^th in the world and 4,209^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 4.75 flags saluted per person per day.