The Constitutional Lah Dynasty of Singaporen Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Triangaporen Empire with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.886 billion Singaporeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Singaporean economy, worth 231 trillion Singaporean dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,905 Singaporean dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, Singaporen Empire isn't the only thing that's falling apart, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Singaporean Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Singaporen Empire's national animal is the Merlion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lahism.

Singaporen Empire is ranked 66,624^th in the world and 1,486^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,560.51 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.