The North PacificBoard

Nursery Rhyme Collection:

1. Little Ms. Gunner
Little Ms. Gunner,
Stepped on a mine,
while shooting the enemy tanks,
When she reloaded,
She only found out,
that her brains were all over the floor.

2. Boom, Boom, Rpg
Boom boom rpg,
Have you any shells,
Yes sir, yes sir,
three shells worth,
One for the tanker,
one for the plane,
and one for the medic that is living down the street.

3.Rock a bye nukey.
Rock a bye nukey, on the bomber,
When the plane drops, the nukey with start,
When the lever breaks, the nukey will fall,
And down will come nukey, uranium and all,

4. The giant booming stuka
The giant booming stuka, dive bombed the soldier's squad,
Up went the AA, and blew the stuka up,
Here comes the repair crew, and fixed the stuka up,
the giant booming stuka, went hunting all again.

5. The paratroopers are falling down.
The paratroopers are falling down,
falling down,
falling down,
They go splat as they hit the ground,
hit the ground,
hit the ground.
Shoot the kids as they jumpy off,
jumpy off,
jumpy off.
Bomb the plane as it flies so low,
flies so low,
flies so low.

6. Old Macdonald had a gun.
Old Macdonald had a gun.
Boom boom,
boom boom boom!
On that farm he had a orphan, Bawm
bawm
bawn bawn bawm!
(the rest of the song was lost due to an old man with a gun blowing everything up.

7. Ring around the gas chamber.
Ring around the gas chamber,
Pockets full of mercy,
Ch-choke, ch-choke,
we all fall dead.