The Democratic Republic of Thiccest is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.762 billion Thiccestians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Thiccestian economy, worth 306 trillion Hushes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,292 Hushes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and Thiccestian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thiccest's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thiccest is ranked 57,896^th in the world and 1,754^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.33 law-abiding acts per hour.