The Federative Republic of Suisserland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Suisserland Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.759 billion Suisse are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berné. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Suisse economy, worth 614 trillion Suissetas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,962 Suissetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suisserland's national animal is the Suisse Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Suisserland is ranked 28,527^th in the world and 401^st in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 227.21 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.