The Constitutional Monarchy of Stumpincersorlanaistan is a large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 91 million Stumpincersorlanaistanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Stumpincersorlanaistanian economy, worth 2.68 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,458 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and Stumpincersorlanaistan's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stumpincersorlanaistan's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stumpincersorlanaistan is ranked 213,329^th in the world and 13^th in Confederation of Lekkerstates for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.