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The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crypton Future Media. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.8%.

The frighteningly efficient bunny economy, worth 334 trillion Brokes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,724 Brokes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 381,634 per year while the poor average 20,922, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and it's scientifically provable that bunny guys don't know how to make a woman happy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Lop's national animal is the Fischl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vocaloidism.

Socialist Lop is ranked 159,156^th in the world and 3,431^st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 287.39 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.