The Holy Empire of Radicalized Shawarma is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chicken Shawarma with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.154 billion Radicalized Shawarmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shandeez. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Radicalized Shawarman economy, worth 879 trillion Shawarmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,583 Shawarmas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 648,410 per year while the poor average 31,118, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

Research into 'designer babies' is banned, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Radicalized Shawarma's national animal is the Shawarma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Radicalized Shawarma is ranked 288,658^th in the world and 6,316^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.08 pounds of wildlife per square mile.