The United States of Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nihilum with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.962 billion Polynesian Marxist Commonwealthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niðavellir. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polynesian Marxist Commonwealthian economy, worth 335 trillion Polynessian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 170,814 Polynessian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Centuries-old legal documents detailing agnatic-cognatic gavelkind succession are being dusted off again, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime is totally unknown. Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth's national animal is the Brainless Mankind and its national religion is Chevalerie.

Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth is ranked 23,164^th in the world and 777^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,443.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.