Population | 1.848 billion |
Capital | Lsana |
Leader | High Emperor Silas |
Faith | Silans |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | dove |
The Commonwealth of Lower Lsana Jes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Emperor Silas with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.848 billion Lower Lsana Jesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lsana. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Lower Lsana Jesian economy, worth 255 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,002 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", all smart devices are under the control of the all-seeing AI, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Lsana Jes's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Silans.
Lower Lsana Jes is ranked 52,205th in the world and 1,601st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,181.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, all smart devices are under the control of the all-seeing AI.
- : Lower Lsana Jes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Lower Lsana Jes was endorsed by The Kingdom of Wolffoxia.
- : Lower Lsana Jes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!".
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
- : Following new legislation in Lower Lsana Jes, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 90 » Aerilia, Bagojo, Varisland, Corfad, United Orange Valley States, Kwaj, Great Bights Mum, Alogiada, Castle In Confidence, Shibutani, Esperonia, Illusia and Neverendia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Republiqueducroissant, Rex Republic, PlanetMercury, New Atlantico, Petronellania, Deliber, Zandos, Chipoli, Laurendon, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Bardopia, Jeltronian WA Mission, CyberEgypt, Laforeia, Russila, Armonker, Arucaria, Mystiquelle, Former English Colony, Furballland, Xagill, Nouvel Empire, Eurocom, Notyoutopia, Zelenaya Dolina, Tugupaw, Kandorith, Nationeer, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, McMasterdonia, Sil Dorsett, Jenha, Loutsland, Arostica, and 40 others.Valiacorkit, Ayuzhhhhh, Kainin, South Parter, Oannia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Siwale, Valentine Z, North Bratislava, Love Shack, Koda-Land, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Dreadton, Texaska, Nechavia, PotatoFarmers, Altivia, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, Ethnon, Francois Isidore, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, Kranostav, Eralan, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Dillimore, Suvarnavarta, Neptunian Military Administration, Ishtimbine, Davidianian, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Simone Republic, and Wolffoxia.