The Holy Blue Republic of Lex da boi2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rxge with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.026 billion Lex da boi2ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moonlight. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lex da boi2ian economy, worth 174 trillion Gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,165 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lex da boi2's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is God.

Lex da boi2 is ranked 88,139^th in the world and 2,613^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 87.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.