The Prime Hegemony of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hegemon Arcilius Merello with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.039 billion Primes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenera. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth an astonishing 12,474 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 429,577 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Prime websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, vacationing Primes expect to be treated as royalty, and twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Humanism.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 286,485^th in the world and 10^th in Hegemony for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.