The Republic of Geriland is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 992 million Gerilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gerilandian economy, worth 114 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,058 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geriland's national animal is the German Shepard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geriland is ranked 41,821^st in the world and 1,326^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,041.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.