The Grand Duchy of Eurgenburg is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.05 billion Eurgenburgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurgenburgian economy, worth 124 trillion Rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,489 Rials, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 413,581 per year while the poor average 24,693, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurgenburg's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eurgenburg is ranked 56,257^th in the world and 1,651^st in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 659.79 pounds of wildlife per square mile.