The Pinnaclist Republic of Colombar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Aiden Demargo with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.522 billion Kolombars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estana. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kolombari economy, worth 372 trillion Ostrols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,773 Ostrols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colombar's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Colombar is ranked 20,567^th in the world and 774^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.38 law-abiding acts per hour.