The I Just Got Sick Today of Cat theft auto is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kitty with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.77 billion Cat theft autoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat city. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cat theft autoan economy, worth 156 trillion Bills a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,523 Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheists are heavily taxed, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat theft auto's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catsexisum.

Cat theft auto is ranked 86,657^th in the world and 3^rd in The Place of Refuge for Safest, scoring 87.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.