The Republic of Boltannia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 777 million Lone Wolves hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cruzëgul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Boltannian economy, worth 78.7 trillion quesoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,338 quesoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Short is not always sweet, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and a broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Boltannia's national animal is the Winged Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boltannia is ranked 42,759^th in the world and 1,351^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,948.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.