The Democratic Republic of Mist Lands is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bennicbane with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.652 billion Misties are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mislandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,094 trillion Credit Chits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,908 Credit Chits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mist Lands's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mist Lands is ranked 78,424^th in the world and 4^th in The Furry Federation for Most Corrupt Governments, with 21.3 kickbacks per hour.