The Allied Peacekeepers of Naralovian is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Regulator with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 9.058 billion Naralovianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Center Point. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naralovianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion Lovian Virtual Coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,345 Lovian Virtual Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, Naralovianian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naralovian's national animal is the Bloodhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naralovian is ranked 17,819^th in the world and 14^th in Equiterra for Safest, scoring 114.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.