The People's Republic of United Asians Association of Asians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Joko Widodo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 15.797 billion Asians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangdong. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Asian economy, worth a remarkable 5,248 trillion Captims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 332,219 Captims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and books are so highly regarded in United Asians Association of Asians that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Asians Association of Asians's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tharminist Socialism.

United Asians Association of Asians is ranked 855^th in the world and 1^st in The Erviadus Galaxy for Safest, scoring 171.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.