The Republic of Qaweritoyu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Christopher Elliott with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.507 billion Qans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alton City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The very strong Qaz economy, worth a remarkable 2,727 trillion Dropiras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 121,194 Dropiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, maximum security Qaz subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, money grows on trees, and a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qaweritoyu's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Qaweritoyu is ranked 2,129^th in the world and 40^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,809.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.