The Federation of Ospuze is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 162 million Ospuzeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ospuzean economy, worth 8.08 trillion Multibucks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,863 Multibucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ospuze's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ospuze is ranked 263,613^th in the world and 4,543^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.