The Democracy of Northern Guyeds Koblinge is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by välvilja with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.062 billion Northern Guyeds Koblingeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ouverset. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kobliean economy, worth 470 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,762 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and halberds are common 18th birthday presents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Guyeds Koblinge's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northern Guyeds Koblinge is ranked 5,156^th in the world and 117^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 14,941.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.