The Great and Good Federation of Maltitalerland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Frigidus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.59 billion Maltitalerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Urbo de Maltitalerland. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maltitalerian economy, worth 997 trillion mFLies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,333 mFLies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, patriots insist that size does matter, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown. Maltitalerland's national animal is the Maltitalerian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nova Islamo.

Maltitalerland is ranked 9,292^nd in the world and 217^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,555.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.