Population | 3.751 billion |
Capital | Maraïla |
Leader | Karl Ernst Gerat |
Currency | Konig Mark |
Animal | drunk russian |
The Soviet Union of Konig Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karl Ernst Gerat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.751 billion Konigans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maraïla. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Konigan economy, worth 630 trillion Konig Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,162 Konig Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Edutainment video games are taking Konig Empire's students to the next level, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konig Empire's national animal is the drunk russian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Konig Empire is ranked 22,862nd in the world and 6th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,645.97 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Konig Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Konig Empire, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Konig Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Konig Empire's influence in Anime Nations Against Liberals fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Konig Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Developed, Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Konig Empire, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in Konig Empire, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in Konig Empire, edutainment video games are taking Konig Empire's students to the next level.
- : Following new legislation in Konig Empire, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Konig Empire, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.