The Rogue Nation of Creuthe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Sches Tasverwar with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 15.263 billion Creutheans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chakin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The powerhouse Creuthean economy, worth a remarkable 1,274 trillion Rothies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,481 Rothies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,944 per year while the poor average 17,167, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.

Reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of Creuthean weapons designers, and President Sches Tasverwar will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creuthe's national animal is the gazelle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Creuthe is ranked 262,816^th in the world and 51^st in The Democratic Republic for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.