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Sounds entertaining. If I could just get you to sign this legal waiver before attempting to enter our bathroom. Just a formality thing, I'm sure you politically minded types understand!
The shadow places a small stack of papers on the counter and sets down a pen.
Ok. I shall now proceed to fill the quote unquote "waiver" out.
OI! 
Brocklandia I GOT A GREAT IDEA! I NEED THE "FAINT OF HEART" WITH 5 BOTTLES AND "THE RUSSIAN PLEASURE" WITH 6 BOTTLES NOW. DO NOT QUESTION IT.
After many days of deliberation, mainly spent blacked out connected to the stomach pump, I have decided upon a theme: wealth… or lack thereof, which I’m sure is more relatable. All currencies are accepted! Any poem about having an accumulation or dearth of anything will be considered. Any derivatives on the theme will be considered. All styles accepted. Have fun!
And anyone who wants to make any donations to my purse will be warmly regarded. My bar tab isn’t going to pay itself.
Casually and quietly hides the tray of Tiramisu that had been out back...
If a bartender sees this, I'd like a gallon of chocolate milk as well, please.
slides twelve euros across the counter
There, that should cover both gas and the cost of a gallon, betwixt a tip of generosity.
Because I like potatoes.
And chocolate milk.
Oh no who's gonna get mopped
Post by Afro Founder suppressed by 
Zombie Penguins.
“We shall meet the forces of fascism and imperialism wherever they may be and speak with one voice for those who were never given a chance to speak for themselves”
You can read the special announcement from Africa, also relevant for our friends in this region, here:
Declaration No.: 003
Date: (2022/5/27)
Embassy Policy
Anti-imperialism is the cornerstone of this new policy and shapes everything within it. It is not enough to merely proclaim a commitment to anti-imperialism, it must be built between partners with strong bonds who are ideologically committed to peace.
As such, we shall prioritizes construction of new embassies based on the following criteria:
1) Africa-themed regions
2) Regions aligned with Africa politically (i.e. anti-fascist, imperialist, etc)
3) Regions based on IRL locations
4) Regions with an active RP population
In addition to this, we will also be conducting a review of our current embassies to make sure they meet our new standards. Embassies will be used to establish meaningful connections and dialogue between regions, and will not be accepted just to increase the number of embassies.
Military Policy
From this day forward, our region shall maintain a standing army. This defensive force shall serve to protect ourselves, our sister regions, our allied regions, as well as all Africans at home or abroad, including Arab-Africans, Afrikaners, and members of the African diaspora.
As we have done in North Africa and Black History, we shall continue to assist in the defense and liberation of ALL African regions.
For too long Africans have been subject to the whims of outside imperial forces that were stronger than themselves.
This is as true in Nationstates as it is in real life.
But now Africa is strong.
We have the capabilities and the will not just to defend ourselves but our fellow African regions as well. No longer shall we stay silent while our African brothers and sisters cry out for help.
We shall meet the forces of fascism and imperialism wherever they may be and speak with one voice for those who were never given a chance to speak for themselves.
This feels like a trap, I would get a lawyer before signing anything in this bar.
Although I wouldn’t bring your lawyer to this bar, they would likely get killed, eh.
Alta Sil and Definitely toby
Lawyers taste bad
[Stares at unforgivable posting without buying a something from the menu]
One gallon of chocolate milk. You didn't specify what type of milk so I chose at random. I hope you like platypus milk.
A tip? Oh, squeal! Now I can retire. Thanks!
Zany Zanes and Puttin on the ritz
The "Russian Pleasure" ... Wasn't that something Catherine the Great did with a horse?
Armed forces of acara shura, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby
Don't insult Catherine the Great...
...that's just mean. Now her husband on the other hand. I think he did. My brain is covid defective less than a quarter of the time...
THE DAMN DRINK!
Oh. Well, next time say that. In my defense, it's Friday night, and I thought maybe you were looking to ... expand your horizons.
Now what am I supposed to do with this cavalry regiment?
Zany Zanes and Armed forces of acara shura
GIVE ME THE DRINK THIS IS IMPORTANT.
I GOT YOU NOW!
*Pulls out a Thompson SMG*
*INTENSE FIRE*
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF ****!
Thanks!
*Combines the Faint of Heart and Vodinə with The Russians Plasure and drinks the bottle.*
I'LL CALL THIS "THE ALCOHOL PURENESS"!!!!
*Faints*
The weekend poetry contest is under way. 
Alta Sil wants to know how wealthy you are.
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Alta Sil
Here I am, the beggar child
See my eyes with hunger wild
See me in my desperate plight
See me with no strength to fight
Here I am, the broken soul
With little chance to be made whole
My spirit long since crushed beneath
The passing of indifferent feet.
Here I am, the beggar child
Compared to mine your plight is mild
Compared to me, you live like kings
To me, the least have everything
What will you do? Some pence, perhaps?
A dollar, tossed into my lap?
Then you leave to forget quickly
This young soul, caged in poverty
Here I am, the beggar child
To most, I am somehow defiled
Few have I seen who really care
How I and others like me fare.
You see me, yet you do not care!
You pass me with your nose in air
Crimeless, yet in your eyes defiled;
Here I am, the beggar child.
Brocklandia, Consuela de la Morrela, Alta Sil, and Definitely toby
It was all a halluciation. I've been doing nothing this whole time....
...nothing... except playing with pokemon cards in the bakery next door... ...and eating bakery food.
You just shot at the floor for no reason, to anyone who couldn't see the hallucination too
Armed forces of acara shura and Thick-Billed Longspur
*Drops several shiny coins in the "Pay Alta Sil's Bar Tab" bribery bucket*
Presenting my entry for Third Place:
_____
I tried for a whole summer
to teach our cat to play piano.
We started with an easy song:
"Three Blind Mice."
My dad said it didn't work
because the cat had a tin ear.
But I think it was because
she kept looking around
for the blind mice
the whole time and never gave it
her full attention.
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