The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

CSharpa wrote:

I don't care, I will find them here. After all, this is The Bar on the corner of every region.

No, you're on the other side of the mirror now, eh. This is noiger yreve fo renroc eht no raB eht.

Rudolph wrote:

Rudolph:"I had a dream that I went to hell and was peeled, carved, and had my skeleton ripped out. Then a witch took my soul out of the bones, and made me a gaurd soul. I couldn't leave the yard, and I had to fight demons."

Sounds like a fun date, but I already have plans for Friday night. Maybe next week? How's Wednesday for you?

Miss Chief wrote:

Checks for empty or near empty bottles on the shelves behind the bar, replacing the odd one or two that were depleted...

Leave those. In some mysterious way, they auto-refill during the midnight hours. Otherwise we'd run out of alcohol to serve.

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

A vaguely crab-shaped spaceship about 10 meters long descends into the parking lot, landing with a gentle crunch. A section of the side disengages and lowers to become a ramp. I step out, walking to the empty doorframe, where the door once stood.

Okay, who ordered the extra-large crab on the half-shell platter?

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

Hey barkeep, I'll have my usual, on quartz.

Here you go: Your usual glass filled with all the stuff you usually love, with freshly mined Brazilian quartz. So much tastier than the Arizona kind, right?

Doofenshmirtz evil inc of danville wrote:

May I have a sand sandwich please?

*A zombie brings over the sand*

Hermey:"I want to eat rocks, but they kind of give you a spicy experience. Plus they break teeth."

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

Absolutely. The greater humidity is key to creating the best flavours.

I thought radioactivity and chemical reactivity were the secrets to great flavors?

*The dog chases Vendanasin to the kitchen*

Whoever gives Zombie Penguins the most fish gets third place

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest is under way! Rudolph wants you to give me fish.

There was a man who loved to fish
His catch became a savory dish
Then a Puffer Fish it is said
Caused that man to drop dead
So be careful of toxic fish

Drunkndisorderly wrote:

Fish slapping dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E

Noted. Piccaso. I like it.

I meannnn

Hermey:"Noted. Picasso. I like it."

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

Isn't the Mosin a little outdated?

We just use the worst to see our enemies. If it is not worth Bob, we don't use modern.

Brocklandia wrote:

I dunno. It's worked for feudalism, capitalism, socialism, and communism ever since the 9th century. That's a pretty good run that shows no sign of stopping as long as workers insist on being paid wages.

Being shot sounds only slightly less invasive than working here. I say we flip a coin.

Heads or tails? I chose heads for you not to climb it...

Tails. Okay, start.