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was currently staring out a window and didn't notice you until you touched me
continues eating the sun
stops eating the sun, and goes to take a nap
An amusing 1950s B-movie way of defining "photosynthesis." Here's a coupon for 10% off your next barrel of plant food.
Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Plant monster in a pot
I'm still on this one. I'll use it soon, most likely.
Give me a few days. Or months. Don't exactly know how big this barrel is
eats sun in my sleep
Looks like a pile of elk droppings. Shouldn't you be able to tell the difference between elk and moose poop?
When do your schools end?
[Bird confused on what a school is]
Ratfink and Shameless shady 14666
Never heard that word before
Probably at the same time most others do: When they're blown up by a large quantities of explosives.
Too soon?
Ratfink, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Shameless shady 14666
Lazily sweeps around the Bar yawning as she goes, then picks the bits of fluff, hair and dirt out of the vacuum cleaner (but doesn't use it because that would be too much)...
Gets a mop and bucket that's steaming from boiling hot water, and reeks of bleach, and drags that around the bar area, before pulling it towards the restrooms...
Puts out the 'Wet Floor' sign...
Throws a couple bottles of Fabuloso® and a few urinal cakes through the door of the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner into the waiting maw of Cthulhu...
Opens and pours a fresh can of 'Zo𐌌biChow™' into the dog bowl, and refills our pet-friendly water bowl by the door...
Sprays, cleans, and polishes the RMB.
still doesn't know what a school is
guesses Brocklandia's definition is literal
YES, I AM!
*He drank m o r e .*
I DID YOU CRAZY REDACTED!
Ah... the purple stuff that is a tonic to cure all!
*basks in the familiar astringent aromatherapy*
*swings door open and stomps into the bar before plopping down on a barstool and sighing*
It's been a while since I've been here.
Alas I had a smuggling run go quite awry around a year ago causing me to be marooned on a certain forest moon by the name of Endor for around a year. Thankfully I was finally able to get my ship running again and fly on over here.
*raises hand*
Bartender!!
A vodka ginger ale please, as well as some french fries. I'm famished!
Zombie Penguins and Plant monster in a pot
contemplates what school does
-_-
*sighs*
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rudolph comes in, doing a little prancey dance
Brocklandia, Wakilistan, and Thick-Billed Longspur
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