The Bar on the corner of every region Board

-Coca Cola- wrote:

sends a boatload of alcohol-infused Coca-Cola as payment
New menu item for ya!

So ... you just invented a watered-down version of a "rum and coke"?

-Coca Cola-

Edited

CSharpa wrote:

Yeah, can someone hand me some? I'll pay with raining money.

I've heard about raining cats and dogs.
I've heard about raining men.
About time it rained money.

Here you go, one pineapple juice, with a fox burger on the side.

CSharpa

The Spanish Hala Madrid of Bethany Kings

Air bean wrote:

*takes out a 69420 round M82 Barrett that is so stubby the barrel flys into my shoulder* if I shoot myself with, this then would the barrel fly into somebody’s face???

I'm betting this is one of those "if a tree poops in the woods, does the Pope hear a bear" riddles. If you shoot yourself with that, you have bigger things to worry with than whether the barrel flies into someone's face. Fortunately, during the thirty days of psychological observation, you'll have a qualified mental health professional assigned to help you start working through those problems--and an attorney to help you start responding to the assault charges.

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

I want to order 2 hydro-colas, with chesseburgerito and the Chinese Chicken Wonton Salad.

also hi guys I am new

Brocklandia, Kingdom Of Englands, The Peanut Feast, and Alta Sil

The Musical Entity of CSharpa

The weekend poetry contest has officially started. The Georgeian Empire is judging.

The Georgeian Empire wrote:

This week I would like to see haikus about the forest

Brocklandia

The Land of Musical Notes

Brocklandia wrote:

I've heard about raining cats and dogs.
I've heard about raining men.
About time it rained money.

Here you go, one pineapple juice, with a fox burger on the side.

Yay, free advertisement for my poll!

page=poll/p=188769

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

The Spanish Hala Madrid of Bethany Kings

Bethany Kings wrote:

I want to order 2 hydro-colas, with chesseburgerito and the Chinese Chicken Wonton Salad.

also hi guys I am new

*A zombie finally makes its way over with the drinks and food for the naïve newcomer*

Brocklandia and Bethany Kings

Zombie Penguins wrote:

*A zombie finally makes its way over with the drinks and food for the naïve newcomer*

thanks

*eats

Bethany Kings wrote:

thanks

*eats

The line for the stomach pumps starts to your left. Reservations are recommended.

Bethany Kings

If you live in an area where ice cream is a religion,* then happy National Ice Cream Day to you!

_{* Which means anywhere except Canada.}

Zombie Penguins wrote:

The weekend poetry contest has officially started.

The Georgeian Empire is judging.

In the end, I think I will like
that we are sitting here, forested, talking and
wondering where the time has gone.

The Republic of 0ceana

International Northwestern Union

*stares* hewwo! I'll 1984 some of that beer away for you..

Eurasian Alliance and Eastazia

The Sᴜpєʀpowєʀ of Eastazia

0ceana wrote:

*stares* hewwo! I'll 1984 some of that beer away for you..

I'm sure Big Brother will thank you for that.

Eurasian Alliance and Eastazia

Zombie Research Institute

0ceana wrote:

*stares* hewwo! I'll 1984 some of that beer away for you..

Brocklandia wrote:

I'm sure Big Brother will thank you for that.

Speaking of Big Brother...

Waves, then reaches out to greet 0ceana...

Brocklandia and Eurasian Alliance

The Иєo-Вoʟsʜєvıкs of Eurasian Alliance

Zombie Research Institute

Slaps 0ceana on the back and offers them a drink...

_Grinning.

The Demon Bartenders of Miss Chief

Eastazia wrote:

Speaking of Big Brother...

Wouldn't know--I was an only child.

_{And for all y'all who're rolling your eyes and saying "Well, that explains so much," I will hereby spit in your next seven drinks.}

Zany Zanes

Brocklandia wrote:

Wouldn't know--I was an only child.

Hey stepbro!

Whatcha doing?

Brocklandia and Alta Sil

Air bean

The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

COOL TRICK JESUS NOW TURN THIS WINE INTO WEED

Brocklandia and The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Zombie Research Institute

Edited

Air bean wrote:

COOL TRICK JESUS NOW TURN THIS WINE INTO WEED

Snaps fingers and all wine in the Bar turns into 'Calystegia sepium'...

_{You didn't specify what weed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯}

Air bean

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

Snaps fingers and all wine in the Bar turns into 'Calystegia sepium'...

_{You didn't specify what weed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯}

Still weed

Miss Chief wrote:

Hey stepbro!
Whatcha doing?

Apparently I'm on the Internet looking up recipes* for cooking unwanted relatives. How do you feel about cilantro?

_{* Because Cheffy won't share theirs.}

Alta Sil and Miss Chief

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

Snaps fingers and all wine in the Bar turns into 'Calystegia sepium'...
_{You didn't specify what weed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯}

Yeah, but bindweed? That's a bit too malicious, isn't it?

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus

Mys buda yu

The United Socialist Peoples of The Georgeian Empire

I just arrived and I'm already the second in the rank