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You can order whatever you want, you probably aren’t going to get anything, the service here is worse than McDonald’s drive through
YouTube Inc and CSharpa
Passes while skiing then disappears through the door at the back
Sweeps the dust off the sidewalk/pavement outside, staring off into the distance with much on her mind...
Zany Zanes, Alta Sil, and Miss Chief
As often as customers we shove into the meat locker seem to find their way out, "alive" versus "not alive" seems a mutable condition.
Yeah, but at least you can throw your food and drinks back at the servers in the McDonald's drive-through window without incurring criminal charges. If you throw our food at someone, it's attempted murder. Now, which sounds more fun?--Food-covered servers rolling their eyes at you, or extended prison time with a cellmate named Killer?
No, for the last time, your retirement fund will not mature until 2419. Now, less daydreaming and more work, dammit!
I send a coke to all!
I don’t think you can get a prison sentence in a place that has no laws and no law enforcement
Though I will say that Killer was a great roommate, nice lady. She made me a friendship bracelet and everything.
Brocklandia and Alta Sil
Woof!
*The goats take away The Filippinas and Pope of joemama 2*
I thought the arresting officer was the one who gave you that bracelet?
Zany Zanes and Alta Sil
A five-gram packet of TheOrc's finest cocaine for everyone it is. Wow, that's gonna be expensive, even at back-alley prices.
The "not alive" become "re-alive".
*shoots self with low caliber bullets to build up resistance to higher caliber ones*
No, eh
Killer made one for me and one for the arresting officer
She also made one for Stabby Joe and Stabby Al but Stabby Al shot Stabby Al and now Stabby Al is dead and Stabby Joe is in solitary for another six years
Tell that to the ghosts in the basement.
Stabby Al shot hirself? That seems an odd way to frame Stabby Joe.
*Slap*
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Nekojin
No Stabby Joe shot Stabby Al, he was trying to frame Shooty-Pants Kevin but everybody knows Kevin’s a stabber not a shooter
Stabby Al tried to shoot Stabby Joe and himself but Stabby Al has bad aim so that didn’t work out too well.
Also, damn this got violent fast
I charge extra for that. Want to see my rate sheet?
Well, at least it's Shooty-Pants Kevin, and not Banana-Culottes Kevin. That guy is just weird, in addition to his oddball fashion choices.
Besides, imagine how embarrassing "was killed by a banana" would be for the surviving heirs. Some family shames stick around for generations.
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