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Sprays, cleans, and polishes the RMB...
...which was especially dirty after someone got a little overexcited with their RP.
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, Incognito space force, and Definitely toby
A kiwi enters the bar, holds up a phone, then blasts “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP” at max volume for 30 seconds, then disappears
get sprayed with cleaner
Oh boy, nope, nope and nope. Too risky, and risque as there are youngins at the Bar. Players may come here just to post there. Plus there is the NS moderators which dont want to the recipient of their wrath. There is also this from the site rules:
What can't I post?
Any content that is:
obscene
illegal
threatening
malicious
defamatory
spam
WET T-SHIRT COMPETITION!!!
Pulls lever on sprinkler system.
Brocklandia, Neutrality Foundation, and Definitely toby
I won’t stop haunting you! In fact, I’ll just haunt the rest of the bar too! I’ll follow all of you around…
Brocklandia and Definitely toby
I have a 18+ mind but god no I don’t want to be banned and also I don’t want the younglings to see stuff they won’t be able to unsee
Drunkndisorderly and Definitely toby
*Prepares the All-Powerful Rick-Rolling Preventer Ban-Hammer of Mighty Smiting, just in case*
Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely toby
While recent events suggest "straight" might not be an applicable criterion for our bourbon, we do indeed have a few dozen vats of Wild and Crazy Turkey out back. Here--suck on the end of this hose, and I'll go open the spigot. Uh ... at least I think this is the one that's connected to the bourbon vat, instead of the toilet cleaner.
Zany Zanes and Definitely toby
Too late, by about fifteen years.
Argh! And this was my good T-shirt, too. *Flexes pecs*
Please tell me this won't become a recurring event like the Weekend Poetry Contest.
Neutrality Foundation, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely toby
Greetings! Congratulations on your survival!
Picks up a cap and tries it on. Deciding it's not for them they toss it up to Neu in the rafters. They turn and pour a glass of liquid from a dark bottle, sliding it to the survivor.
Enjoy!
Brocklandia and Definitely toby
Not to whack the deceased equine unnecessarily, while I did mention the "Snuff Pron" set in a random comment, that was just a random comment, once and done, and making that an actual "thing"/region is a little too over-the-top for sustainability, on a topic that would likely incur the NS Moderators' attention. Since the Moderators tend to nuke first and ask questions never, names that reference incendiary topics would be one of those "just provoking them" areas that never works well for the players.
We here in this Bar can't police the rest of NS, but we can (and usually do) police ourselves. Yes, we do sometimes lurch toward the risque, but we lurch back too, and a full-time region whose name references something that's a Big Red Button for many people might not be the best direction to pursue.
My two cents. Your mileage may vary. Offer void where prohibited or regulated by law.
You're focusing on the wrong question. The right question is: What is Definitely toby changing into? As mutagenic as pretty much everything we serve can be, there's no way of predicting; the ghosts are just curious about the end-result ... which for all we know might be a ghost-eating life form. Caution is always good, right?
Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely toby
I need help. I'm turning purple.
So, you're becoming an oversided grape, an eggplant, or one of the most common forms of skin cancer? So far so good.
If turning a color is where you need help, I can douse you with paint. Hmm--should I reach for the purple, or the fluorescent orange?
Drunkndisorderly and Definitely toby
I would choose fluorescent orange. Ralph likes eggplants and he may come back from behind the dumpster and snatch away.
Brocklandia and Definitely toby
My skin is purple now. I'm not a grape. I'm just purple...
If that's the case, yeah, I want to be another color. How about green and fluorescent orange? No... ...that would make me a carrot.
Yeah, how about we make my skin normal again?
I mean. This isn't wrong, but I don't do it all the time.
So...
... but why not ask a doctor, and like take a picture of me with clothes on. Instead of doing this, and watching me change my clothes.
Drunkndisorderly and Definitely toby
Normal is boring. You'll be much happier once you adjust to the fluorescent orange, tentacles, and flippers. Now, how many mouths would you like? Horizontal, or vertical?
Zany Zanes and Definitely toby
Refresh my memory: What are those again?
Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely toby
How did the bar go from
"I have a bar. Does anyone want to help?"
To
"You'll probably make it out alive, if you can write good poetry and tip...."
In 6 years?
My guess is chaos culture. And also the Great Cthuhlu and Spaghetti Monster awakening. And the introduction of grimdark.
This is totally the buttery effect. One person decided to be chaotic, and everyone followed suit.
I try to be the comic relief, but lately I have not been. But who's to say the comic relief can't take another role for a minute, even tho I am considering... um... hiding now.
But anyways.
I marvel about how we adopted the religious phrase
praise be
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