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Yes, and my family did when I was a kid. I don't recommend squirrel as a dish, by the way, alive or dead, though alive they make fashionable and lively hats. Wear one to your next social engagement and listen to the compliments come rolling in.
Zany Zanes and Pricane
Well, gesundheit and greetings to you, too.
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Pricane, and Antoninus pius
ever since that dam rick roll.....
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Zany Zanes, Pricane, Consuela de la Morrela, and Antoninus pius
You're just a little too fascinated with late-'80s Rick Astley. Do you need some lotion, a hand towel, and some privacy?
Pricane, YouTube Inc, Consuela de la Morrela, and Antoninus pius
I don't know what to say to this response other than *hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm*
Can I please borrow a towel or two? Not for anything gross just for my makeshift-tent on the roof? I can probably pay you for the beans with this money I found on the floor. It smells good... it's weird how money smells nice.
Brocklandia and Antoninus pius
Take all the towels you want. But bring them back in an hour. I'll need them to clean up after Cthulhu. Ze always leave the restroom so messy.
Zany Zanes, Pricane, Consuela de la Morrela, and Antoninus pius
I like that neopronoun. I might take ze's pronouns for a little bit. Just like these towels. Here's some money for the stuff I took - I mean borrowed.
I'm gonna go paint something or knit something on the roof. There's not much to do up there. Maybe later tho...
Can you surprise me with something? Any food or drink or whatever? Ooh I have an idea. Do you have anything purple that isn't acidic or rancid? Or living...? Or dead....? Like some kind of fruit because apparently I need fruit.
Wh-uz ah *HIC* Czsthulu
Da-da-da-daa-da-ta-da ...
*Completes donning lead-lined hazmat suit*
Tra-la-la-la-laaa ...
*Uses safety tongs to remove a small bottle of purple-black liquid from the cabinet on the south wall*
Trum-ta-dum-tra-dum-da-dum ...
*Pours one drop from the bottle into glass of vodka*
Bah-dum-ta-dum-ta-doo ...
*Ducks behind the safety barrier as a space-time singularity opens over the glass*
Tippity-dippity-doo ...
*Adds a twist of lime*
Da-ta-da-da-dee ...
*Uses the tongs to carry the glass to Pricane's table*
Here you go! We're not sure whether this will mutate your DNA and cause you to grow extra limbs and tentacles ... or just open a hole between the dimensional planes in your stomach and suck you into one of the middle circles of Hades ... Uh ... Enjoy! Gotta run!
*Dives back behind the safety barrier*
Zany Zanes, Pricane, and Consuela de la Morrela
Ugh I went there one time and it was fun but it's not a place to stay if it's not your time.
But then again, what kind of hole and what would it feel like?
So I could either become a pile of mush or Spiderman? If i don't touch it do I have to pay for it?
I have 10 yen and 5 francs and 15 pounds and 1 euro and 3 Canadian dollars. I've been places.
*touches concoction*
*finger dissolves*
Well now it's impossible to spike. It is so spiked you wouldn't know if someone did spike it.
*chugs*
*eyes go black as fangs grow in my mouth*
Thank the gods I'm...
...MeIti...nggggg...
*My body dissolves into acid*
*it morphs back to life*
You'll think that took a second, but in reality I ventured through purgatory for nine-hundred years, had to swim through space, and found earth. I'm exhausted.
Oh, well, in that case ... Refill?
Zany Zanes, Pricane, and Consuela de la Morrela
Mmm I think I'm gonna go on the roof for a little bit and scare someone. Tell them about life and stuff. But if someone gets on my territory, I'll just steal their food and give them a gentle shove to the ground. Right on the trampoline, but they would lock the ladder and trap me up there. Then I'll go full wolf and just scare the TSP style SPIT out of them
Oh yeah
*hands you my international money*
You could probably scare them more if you told them about today's dinner specials. Here's a list for you to shout from.
Uh ... Hey, other staff-members! Refresh my memory: What is it we do when someone actually pays their tab?
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Pricane, and Consuela de la Morrela
Ah thanks.
*runs off*
65 minutes ago: Pricane changed its national nation type to "Not a furry I swear". Because I'M NOT!
I was looking at the region and just went "the founder's alive?!"
Just because you shave doesn't mean you're not a furry. Maybe you're just a follicle-impaired furry?--Like one of those hairless cats, or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Sort of. Orcs live for centuries ... if you can call sitting in the office all day counting up gold coins a life.
Zany Zanes and Pricane
Can I order some lemonade?
Brocklandia and Pricane
I would say that The Rock is a hairless cat, but he could teleport to me and do something so nah.
Do orcs have investments? This is a perplexing conundrum
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