«12. . .4,3634,3644,3654,3664,3674,3684,369. . .5,0725,073»
*Gasp!* Insults? Slander? This is what I have to put up with in the name of having my mediocrity recognized? I'm not good enough for Second Place and you know it. It's Third for me!
Now, hush and drink your beer ... or else I'll start switching you to the non-alcoholic variety.
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Pricane
*Wheels out the hazmat containment cart and proceeds to mix one Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster and, using lead-lined gloves and giant metal tongs, deposits it on 
Choccolate's table before running away.*
Zany Zanes, Pricane, and Consuela de la Morrela
Sure. Have you seen it around?
And what has that got to do with your psychotropic intake levels?
*steals a chair*
The roof is hard to climb because it's locked! I'll be back with it later...
Yknow what does anyone have a key? It's not a full moon so I can't become a treacherous human. I become so ugly and monstrous... it's a mean curse, but I would be able to climb the ladder.
Tosses a paper to the poetry box. It scores a homerun and touches down, showing off its impressive knowledge of sports before making a goal.
While trying to fall asleep,
Watch the darkness crawl and creep.
Consciousness goes away,
When our minds are at bay.
May the price not be too steep.
proof the devil exists, there's such thing as non-alcoholic beer
As if we need more proof? Law schools and the halls of government are full of proof.
Sure there is! It was invented by Santa Claus and the Irish Leprechauns Union Local 237. We have a whole case of it right over there, since no one drinks it. We are, after all, a bar and most of our patrons prefer the more overtly liver-killing varieties of the drink.
You've come to the right place--you'll fit right in. Do you prefer to sit in the tentacle section or the non-tentacle?
Drunkndisorderly, Pricane, and The Peanut Feast
arent those drink categories
Yo long time no see, eh
I’m back, for a moment
Busy as ever. School is kicking my ass. Plus I’m in love and that always makes things harder because I have even less time. Even though being in love is great.
And Christmas approaches all too fast, and with it the season of birthdays (literally eight different people in my family/friends have birthdays within a week on either side of Christmas XD)
And that is my life now, eh.
I’ll be back in 2024 when things settle down.
*Slaps down some cash on the bar for the drinks I stole borrowed from behind the bar and tosses a falling of maple syrup at anyone who wants it*
Ye- *HIC* ya kne-ow I-ee saw zee *hic* dev-vil onse... Aye I e'vhen br- *hic* brouzght him wzhit mwe.
*pulls out a pickle*
Noews, canz I'es gets another *HIC* beerz.....
Nothing. I don’t do drugs.
choose non-tentacle. The tentacle section is extremely cozy
Oh, snuggles, even chocolate's a drug. Don't be so stuffy. Anything can be a drug if you use it the right way.
I think you just qualified for an upgrade to whiskey.
Once the blender is finished with them, yes.
How—this has been happening for almost all of my life. And don’t call me snuggles! I mean, it has a nice color, but don’t call me snuggles! Asseblief?
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, The Peanut Feast, and Wizzard howl
._.
*confusing confused confuse*
Aww, but I chose that word especially for you. Oh, all right. Lemme check the list I made to see what the number two and three candidates were ... How you feel about "parsnip" or "canker-muffin"?
wait.... *looks at a mirror*
damm I'm color blind
Wh-huz *HIC* whi-shkey
I think non-tentacle
«12. . .4,3634,3644,3654,3664,3674,3684,369. . .5,0725,073»
Advertisement