The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner
Population | 15.686 billion |
Capital | The Golden Stool |
Leader | The Chief Janitor |
Faith | Anarchist Communism |
Currency | Dollare |
Animal | Peacock |
The Proud Illiterate of The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Chief Janitor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.686 billion Elegant Gentlemen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden Stool. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Facy economy, worth 310 trillion Dollares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Average income is 19,766 Dollares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anarchist Communism.
The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner is ranked 222,085th in the world and 62nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner endorsed The Fünftes Kaiserreich of Vordoslavia.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner was endorsed by The Fünftes Kaiserreich of Vordoslavia.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Zany Zanes and Ming Hetsestria.