The Glitchy Weapon on the Bar of Sheikah Slate is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 752 million Sheikah Slateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The strong Sheikah Slatean economy, worth 43.6 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 58,010 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, maximum security Sheikah Slatean subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sheikah Slate's national animal is the Cucco, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sheikah Slate is ranked 247,619^th in the world and 65^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.