Population | 1.331 billion |
Capital | The Sewers |
Leader | The Sunken King |
Currency | effluvium |
Animal | Alligator |
The Flushing of Sewer Gators is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Sunken King with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.331 billion Sewer Gators live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sewers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.
The thriving Sewer Gators economy, worth 112 trillion effluviums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 84,157 effluviums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 597,675 per year while the poor average 3,935, a ratio of 151 to 1.
Veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Sewer Gators, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sewer Gators's national animal is the Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Sewer Gators is ranked 9,615th in the world and 1st in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,931.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sewer Gators's influence in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Sewer Gators was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Avoided.
- : Sewer Gators's influence in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Sewer Gators lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Sewer Gators's influence in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Sewer Gators's influence in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Sewer Gators's influence in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : Following new legislation in Sewer Gators, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Following new legislation in Sewer Gators, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Sewer Gators.
- : Following new legislation in Sewer Gators, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.