Highest Drug Use: 1,209thMost Pro-Market: 1,611thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,769th
The Flushing of
Anarchy
Call for Sewer, Gas & Electric
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Sewer Gators

Population1.331 billion

CapitalThe Sewers
LeaderThe Sunken King

Currencyeffluvium
AnimalAlligator

The Flushing of Sewer Gators is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Sunken King with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.331 billion Sewer Gators live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Sewers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Sewer Gators economy, worth 112 trillion effluviums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 84,157 effluviums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 597,675 per year while the poor average 3,935, a ratio of 151 to 1.

Veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Sewer Gators, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sewer Gators's national animal is the Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Sewer Gators is ranked 9,615th in the world and 1st in The Sewers on the Corner of Every Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,931.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Highest Drug Use: 1,209thMost Pro-Market: 1,611thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,769thHighest Crime Rates: 2,494thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,563rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,420thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,679thMost Avoided: 5,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,572ndFattest Citizens: 8,986thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,615thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,585thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,589thTop
10%
Nudest: 16,249thMost Armed: 16,960thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,833rdLargest Retail Industry: 19,036thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,632ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,764thMost Extreme: 22,184thMost Politically Free: 24,131stLargest Insurance Industry: 28,046th

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