The Confederacy of Neu Engollon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Council President Garavano with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.523 billion Neu Engollians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genève. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neu Engollian economy, worth a remarkable 3,337 trillion Helvetis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,781 Helvetis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Engollon's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neu Engollon is ranked 5,415^th in the world and 1^st in Teremara for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,612.61 on the Clooney Contribution Index.