The Armed Republic of Sticcioland is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 62 million Sticciolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 34.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Sticciolandian economy, worth 2.69 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,337 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, and innocent civilians in Brasilistan are evacuating the country after rumours a nuclear strike is imminent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sticcioland's national animal is the Chimera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sticcioland is ranked 101,369^th in the world and 1,996^th in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.