The Apolostic Archempire of Rhenzern is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Erzkaiser Rudolf IV Rosechloss with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.278 billion Rhens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorün. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhenzernian economy, worth 667 trillion Rosmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 155,934 Rosmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War is made in the name of love, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhenzern's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rhine Christianity.

Rhenzern is ranked 4,259^th in the world and 2^nd in Callista for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 61.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.