The Nicest Citizens in Sea
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Saaremaa | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ö” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of Green-Anarchism | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Turtles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Heroes in a Halfshell” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Captain Magma | Father Knows Best State | “Krakatoa!” |