The Safest in Sea
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Sea is ranked 15,314th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Land of Saaremaa | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ö” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Captain Magma | Father Knows Best State | “Krakatoa!” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Green-Anarchism | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Turtles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Heroes in a Halfshell” |