The Federal Republic of Christianastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Christian Rex with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, aversion to nipples, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.539 billion Christianastanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanctus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.6%.

The thriving Christianastanian economy, worth 156 trillion ounces of silver a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 101,809 ounces of silver, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,325 per year while the poor average 25,325, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christianastan's national animal is the manattee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Christianastan is ranked 60,835^th in the world and 11^th in Sacrum Axis Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 23.15 flags saluted per person per day.