The State of Spokane City is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 32.616 billion Spokanites are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Spokane Cityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,401 trillion betales a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,966 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,121 per year while the poor average 2,308, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, nudity is frowned upon, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Spokane City has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. Spokane City's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Spokane City is ranked 189,574^th in the world and 7^th in Rwanda for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.