The State of Crimson Prime is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.635 billion Crimson Primeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Crimson Primean economy, worth a remarkable 1,323 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,550 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Crimson Prime, and Crimson Prime has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Crimson Prime's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Crimson Prime is ranked 140,158^th in the world and 3^rd in Rwanda for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 957.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.