The District of Unionen is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.364 billion Unionenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The very strong Unionenian economy, worth 543 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,993 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,938 per year while the poor average 9,809, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Unionen's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unionen is ranked 259,850^th in the world and 8^th in Republic of Ukraine for Lowest Crime Rates, with 46.46 law-abiding acts per hour.